Why Bike?
Why Bike?
'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Allstate!
'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Carbon Monoxide! 'Cause I
don't need no steenkin'
Vehicle Registration! 'Cause I don't
need no steenkin'
Spilled drinks in the back seat! 'Cause I
don't need no steenkin'
Motor Vehicle Property Tax! 'Cause I
don't need no steenkin'
De-frosting the windshield! 'Cause I
don't need no steenkin'
Car loans! 'Cause I don't need no
steenkin'
Traffic tickets! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Parking tickets! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Tight
parking spaces! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Exxon!
'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Dirty Air, Gas and Oil
Filters! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Door dings!
'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
State Inspections and Emissions
Tests! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Seat belts and air
bags! "It's
raining, did you roll up the
windows?"
'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Pay Parking! 'Cause I
don't need no steenkin'
Mildewed floor mats! 'Cause I don't
need no steenkin'
Gasoline Spills! 'Cause I don't need no
steenkin'
"Check Engine" light! 'Cause I don't need no
steenkin'
Road blocks! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Tow
Trucks! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Quicky-Lube!
'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
DWIs! 'Cause I don't need
no steenkin'
Rearview mirror glue! 'Cause I don't need no
steenkin'
Sagging headliner! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Car wash and Vacuum! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Creaky
U-Joints and Torn CV-joint Boots! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Fender benders! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Wheel
alignments, Road Hazard Warranties and Wheel Balancing! 'Cause I
don't need no steenkin'
AAA! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Power Windows that get stuck! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Road kill! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
MTBE in my
Lake! 'Cause I don't need no steenkin'
Dead batteries, worn
wiper blades, cracked windshields, low antifreeze, noisy mufflers, cracked
water pumps, worn belts hoses and timing chains! 'Cause hanging
around the bike shop beats the heck out of the bad coffee and second-hand
smoke in
Joe's garage! Where's my
car keys ? Who cares!
All this and I get to wear
Lycra!